wearing my fat pants

peeps always talk about putting on fat pants or something for this thanksgiving thats coming up not soon enough. lucky me---i don't got no pants. not for thanksgiving. not for never.

i am hungry, though and can't wait for the turkey.... except oh wait---the humans are leaving us again and there won't be any turkey here. i guess i'll have to smell edgar all day long to pass the time...

or i could eat edgar. i think he would taste like tootsie pops mixed with grilled halibut. what do you think he'd taste like? 

leave me some comments and then if i do end up eating him, i will let you know if you were right with your predictions.

kibbles n kisses

carl

purr party at our place

the humans have left us....so they can go cheer on some tigers or something. just when we thought we was the only felines in their lives, they ditch us for a bunch of striped jungle monsters. to drown these sorrows, we is having a big fuzzy party so come over and BYOL (bring your own litter).

hope you cool cats don't have curfews!

kibbles n kisses
edgar and carl
the hosts with the mosts

payback's a witch, carl

wtf! that insane photo my ex-bestie, carl, posted....what was that? let me make my rebuttal (hehe i said butt)
firstly, i was young and stupid (and cute)
B: the dumb humans thought i was girl

although i think it could be a fun and creative hobby, i was NOT cross-dressing. i was simply a victim of gender confusion by estupido (that's spanish for stupid) humans. my gingerly features and sweet disposition make it kind of understandable that i could be mistaken for a little lady. but i am not. i am boy.

and to retaliate, this one's for you, carl, you big fat jerk:

so what if my gender was a little questionable? your species is HIGHLY questionable, you freak.

kibbles n kisses

edgar,

male, age 3

memorieeeeez

hey peeps. carl here. just went through some old pics and came across this gem of a photo of my friend edgar when he was a wee one, but here's the kicker. he was.... cross-dressed! bahahaha can you guys believe this?

i couldn't resist sharing this beauty.

kibbles n kisses,
carl

water flows from sky real hard

the sky is falling! the humans keep calling it a "thoonderstormm" or something. what's happening is that there seems to be one of those faucet things outside and its on full blast. there is a lot of noise and every time i am by the window, something loud happens and i jump. the humans giggle. i gave up and now me and the fat one are keeping warm, waiting for this stuff to pass.

we hope we don't lose power because then we can't keep bloggin'...and we is hardcore bloggers.

send candy please fast now

greetings earthlings. just wanted to share my halloween costume that my humans put on me a few weeks ago. it was really quite cozy. it's supposed to be some kind of large orange vegetable or something. not really sure. those humans have weird traditions. but anyway, i saw myself in the mirror and i think this headgear is really quite flattering. what do you think?

can't wait for next year. too bad the humans didn't give me any candy. i love candy. if you want to send some to me, please use fed ex overnight services and packing peanuts.

kibbles n kisses

carl

we is excited

hey everyone. just wanted to let you know i am really excited about blogging. i got this new fancy laptop computer here and i am really looking forward to maximizing its potential. just gotta protect it from carl because there is a weight limitation. so...yeah... anyone know any good websites to buy a safe? i'm going to need one with a touchpad, not a dial, because, well, i can't really spin things. except bottles. *wink wink*, ladies....

please send any recommendations to my facebook page. but not any spam, ok?

kibbles n kisses,

edgar

Willkommen Peeps!

...that's german for "welcome". we are cultured cats, you see. we want to introduce you to our new form of communication with the world outside our litter box. we also want to warn facebook that we may soon become the daily top-visited site on the interwebs.

we look forward to sharing our rivetingly interesting lives with you.

kibbles n kisses,
carl and edgar